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Ytmsn wrote: Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:59 pm 20200914_154249.jpg

Ytmsn wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:44 am It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

Try living in today's times with a nickname like yt....

dustinm wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:34 am I was going to tell a Covid joke but there's a 99.68% chance you wont get it.

Krob1114 wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 4:34 am

dustinm wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:34 am I was going to tell a Covid joke but there's a 99.68% chance you wont get it.

Fact: 87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

AsLan7 wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:03 pm.