And I know y'all do too. Why? Because I know you knuckleheads do the same thing I do, several times a day. You look at your phone to see if there is a red circle. Then you HAVE to read it...
And when you run out of circles, your like.. awwww. There's no more.
R.C.S. I may write into Dr Phil or Dear Abby to get their take on this Syndrome. I wonder if they have ever owned a Cobalt?
It's really all Grampa Johns fault. He built the red circles into the forum for new posts. Knowing eventually we would all succumb to the Red Circle Syndrome.
Which reminds me of BB. Did y'all know that in his search for parts he found a shock collar on the interweb that lights up every time someone posts something new? It gives him a little "jolt" in his neck and thats why he's always the first to respond to any new post. Aslan got one too, but all it does for him is keep him up all night. If you post first before tomorrow gets here it doesn't go off.
Which reminds me of another random thought... has anyone heard from Southern in a long time?
I think that maybe he forgot to get out of the boat when they put it up in the shoebox storage and he's waiting for spring hoping someone will find him. I may launch a rescue mission. After I hear back from Abby.
